An Alien’s View of Politics, as gleaned from the press.

All politicians are rubbish (except the good ones; opinion is divided on who this is.)  Anyone who goes into politics does so for self-aggrandisement reasons, particularly the ones we don’t like.  However, if they are popular, it is different.  In this case they have made wonderful sacrifices and are to be worshipped for their public service.

All Conservative MPs are toffs who went to private schools and therefore have no idea what it is like for anyone else.  Because they went to posh schools they can’t be trusted.  They are to be harangued for the school they went to.

All Labour MPs are only interested in bringing everyone down to a consistent miserable level and have no idea what it is like for anyone else.  Because they all went to state schools they are unsophisticated.  They are to be ridiculed for the school they went to.

All Liberal MPs are just off in their own wibbly wobbly world of letting everyone do what they want.

The state of the economy is the other side’s fault – this is always true no matter which party you vote for.

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